5 Word Reviews

(FK) Ripping off one of our good friend's ideas (Mr Binns), but changing it subtly so I can claim it as my own, here's my five word reviews of the places we have visited along the way and the culinary delights that have passed our lips. Some highlights, musings, warnings or just plain observations. Neil's may not make sense.

PLACES 

Washington D.C

(FK) An impressive array of memorials.

(NK) Mysterious dark forces at work.

Asheville (North Carolina)
(NK) Shoreditch meets Sound of Music.
(FK) The real fight for independence.

Destin (Flo rida)
(NK) Beautiful waters shared with dolphins.
(FK) Squeaky white sand and oysters.

New Orleans
(NK) Tits on a mechanical bull.
(NK) Pissed before 1pm every day.
(NK) Head blown, love this city!
(NK) Dis be my favourite place!
(FK) 24:7 party, vampires, voodoo, gumbo.

USA
(NK) Mentally ill, needs help now

Mexico
(NK) America's fucked up little brother
(FK) Too many good damn Tortillas

Belize
(NK) Caribbean cool, never drop guard
(FK) D'ya want sum 'ome grown

Guatemala
(NK) Awesome with sprinkle of dangerous

Honduras
(NK) The rules? There are none!

Nicaragua
(NK) Beaten down but not defeated

Costa Rica
(NK) Natural gem, smiley happy people

Panama
(NK) Big canal, helps the GDP


FOOD

Wendy's
(NK) Dirty but juicy hole filler.
(FK) Why are the burgers square.

Wholefoods
(NK) Best supermarket in the world.
(FK) A new creche for Neil.
(FK) Food porn for at its best.

Taco Bell
(FK) Tasteless gringo take on Mexican.
(NK) Mushy mass produced pig slop.

Cinnabon
(FK) Have one before you die.
(NK) Too delicious for five words.

Churros
(NK) Unhealthy as possible, taste heavenly(FK) Sugary dough fingers of addiction